When I’m at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what’s up on the Brady Bunch And when I’m walking through the front door at night I gotta see who’s winning on The Price is Right, oh
I never dreamed that I’d spend my days Staring at some [...]

My mom is not a woman anymore she dresses like a man shes not as feminine as she used to be before now she is so damned masculine I open my eyes my moms not a woman anymore shes wearing a disguise everytime she leaves through that door my moms not quite the same as [...]

“There’s this one guy There’s no one like him in all the world ‘Cause you can always see Those girls down on there knees
In those dark sweaty rooms Planning out his thoughts He’s waiting for just the right
One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I [...]

Do you wanna know what I think of you? ‘Cause you’re not the way I thought you should be Do take back what you said It’s time to fix, it’s time to fix your head
And now all alone, one’s less than two I’ve never been better off living lonely To listen to what you [...]

I guess it’s only the men Who get fucked now and again We take our chicks to the mall We wait in parking stalls And when we come home too late She’s pissed that she had to wait And my excuse not to call It never worked at all
Time to wake up Where’s your [...]

I guess it’s only the men who get fucked now and again we take our chicks to the mall we wait in parking stalls
and when we come home too late shes pissed that she had to wait and my excuse not to call it never worked at all
time to wake up where’s your [...]

When the clock strikes two There’s just so much to do And I can’t explain what I need
Jobs and social groups Hearing the latest news Keeping your reputation clean
And I don’t want to worry About being on time I see the way you hurry And time runs your life Again
The difference between [...]

“Hanging out behind the club on the weekend Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends I couldn’t wait for the summer at the Warped Tour I rememeber that it’s the first time that I saw her there
She’s getting kicked out of school cause she’s failing I’m kinda nervous, cause I think all her [...]

Do you want to come to a party My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 This things at a frat house but people are cool there Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there Would be someone there who would catch my attention I wasnt out looking for love or affection Said [...]

“In the darkest tunnel its nice to see a light , just a headlight- like the one that’s headed right for me. it would be be nice if things would turn out right, turn out right, yeah. don’t think I’ll ever see the day.
I must have done something wrong or maybe pissed off God. [...]