I’m gonna wanna see myself with someone too Friends I don’t pay are friends I never knew So I took the chance and got some help from a few And got a long and skinny friend to talk to
Cause I have the time and the liberty To play with my pet sally Please don’t [...]

“13 miles down the road Lives a young boy He’s got jet-black hair And blue-green eyes And he’s mine
And every now and then He and I will sit together on the porch And I take off his pants And I fuck him from behind
And I love him for his heart and soul And [...]

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds Hes not that old, Ive been told a strong sexual goal He goes out every day, she goes every way, oh yeah And they dont even care at all
Shes open [...]

Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin” and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’
Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’
It’s mother’s day It’s mother’s day It’s mother’s day It’s mother’s day
i’ll be Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ [...]

The Marlboro Man is dead long live the Marlboro Man in our dreams he remains the hero of a thousand billboards, the ultimate salesman for the sexy macho flame of death. yes, the original Marlboro Man is gone, but his son, the Marlboro Man, Jr., lives on– going boldly where his father never dared to [...]

So sorry it’s over, So sorry it’s over
There’s so much more that I wanted and (So sorry it’s over) There’s so much more that I needed and (So Sorry it’s over) Time keeps moving on and on and on Soon we’ll all be gone
Let’s take some time to talk this over You’re out [...]

fucking with me it’s fucking with you all’s fair in love and war utnil you say it isn’t but you’re wrong on the back of flyers my clothes are in the dryer it means nothing nothing is changing la familia is dead and gone the children grew up and moved on is it too much [...]

A freight train to the right feeling that sting of pride It’s fucking with me it’s fucking with you All’s fair in love and war until you say it isn’t but you’re wrong Words on the back of flyers My clothes are in the dryer It means nothing Nothing is changing La familia is dead [...]

just about done with it but we’ll let you know HEY just about done with it but we’ll let you know HEY just about done with it but we’ll let you know HEY just about done with it but we’ll let you know HEY just about done with it but we’ll let you know HEY [...]

Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I’m too drunk to drive And she doesn’t get all jealous when I hang out with the guys She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because yeah just because
And my girlfriend Likes UL and DHC And [...]